OH at Simpsons last night: “I’m a gentle lover” [followed by awkward silence]
OH at lunch today: “If many keys open a door, we say it has a bad lock; if one key opens many doors we call it a master key.” (yes, more than a little metaphorical misogyny there. sigh).
OH in microkitchen just now: “Together, we’ll drill every hole we can.”
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